This post is in direct response to my American (Australian born but well, she is American) friend's post regarding her new found (in the last two years...) love for her now home country Ausstraliaa. (that was pronunciation, not bad spelling).
So now that little introduction is done i have decided to direct my post to reasons i love her own country, America. (i would like to state i have not yet been to the US of A but this post is completely based on media coverage and obvious knowledge)
I would like to start with brilliant reality television because without it i would not be able to judge the American population subjectively, wife swap is a great example of this after spending hours of my life watching this program i think it is safe to say this may be the best reality television ever created. Obviously when watching wife swap i am watching from a purely physiological view point, as i obviously am only watching to study the human species (i also cant get over seeing raw-a-tarians, those who only eat raw food swapped with families whom only eat fried chicken nuggets and seeing little girls like this one being able to speak the local dialect of christian approved swear words.). But really, if i am surfing the crimson wave and need chocolate and reality television i would be dead without the American people and i thank them for years of hilarity.
The stupidity of American pronunciation kills me every time. When said friend even attempts to tell me about how "bolth of her parents...." i have to laugh, i have to point and i have to make her feel like an idiot. This although seemingly looks less like something i love and more like some what of an insult is in fact not an insult, i LOVE the American peoples ability to make me wet myself in everyday conversation.
i believe i have covered my main points, id also like to state that the friend in question is A) not a crazy American patriot B) Much to my disappointment neither a raw-a-tarian or only fried nugget eating individual C) Not a crazy Christian or part of a polygamist cult like religion, And D) Not a lard ass.
HOWEVER id also like to state she does say "Bolth" like a total idiot. But she has her perks, you can see them on her blog and laugh along with me here http://fungrytown.blogspot.com/